something to think about..

A day without sunshine is like, night.



On the other hand,
you have different fingers.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up.
on the spot.

Clones are people two.


I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.



Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Depression is merely anger.
without enthusiasm.

The early bird may get the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.



Change is inevitable,
except from vending machines.



Always try to be modest,
and be proud of it!



If you think nobody cares,
try missing a couple of payments.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?



How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something.



When everything is coming your way,
you're in the wrong lane.



Hard work pays off in the future.
Laziness pays off now.



If you can't be kind,
at least have the decency to be vague.

Why do they sterilize needles
- for lethal injections?



Everyone has a photographic memory.
Some just don't have film.


What happens if you get scared half to death
- twice?

I couldn't repair your brakes,
so I made your horn louder.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?



Inside every older person is a younger person
- wondering what the hell happened.