Thou shall not shop..

... unnecessarily..

for the attention of all my financial manager which i have appointed so far (but failed miserably!!) and which i will be appointing from time to time to control on my spending drift..

1. books shall not be considered as shopping. afterall, it is allowable as tax deduction. that cannot be a bad thing now.. no?

2. buying more than 1 handbag in a day (ok.. in a month even) is a shopping NO. NO. but not if the handbag is on 50% on sale (or G forbids.. 70%) or if its entirely for a different purpose (like one cant use the same handbag for night and day - right? nor can one use one for jalan2 at inanam - for example - and the same for clubbings - or going to the beach - nor if its a different colour entirely to fit a new attire one just bought (will be explained more below)... nor if its the handbag one has always wanted (and i can even come up with the number of years i've been meaning to get it)... norrrrr if it cums in that nice pastel pink...)

damn!!

3. i know we only have one feet. buttttttttttt..... sandals & flip-flop are not shoes.. and i cant use that 4inch heels to go shopping now can i? so.. that 3 inch shoe is/are a necessity.. for pakto shoe.. by the way, i REALLY am in need of new working shoe.. mine is so worn out.. overly so.. betul this!!

4. one cant have enough jeans. the last one i bought i was 46kg.. (ahem!! around there la. maybe more but lets not go there..) NOW... im somewhere 39-40kg.. (*evil laugh*).. i can practically take off my jeans UNZIPPED! need i say MORE!!! and i cant use my jeans of 10 years ago (though i was at that same weight) coz all so very the tinggi the pinggang.. its mummy's jeans!! remember E's BIG FASHION NO-NO.. seee.. i follow advise only..

5. what do you mean i dont need working clothes.. ALL my working clothes are shapeless now.. all "lugai-lugai" according to CK.. not professional la like that..

6. i need new 'undergarments'.. yeah well.. i forgot that when u start losing weight .. THAT 'upper'part also gone with the wind.. sedih you know.. SEDIH!!!... got space some more.. oh the depression!!!

7. yeah well.. wat do u mean i dont need any other attire.. didnt u hear me?? all suda jadi baggy...

*aiseymen*

continue on....

8. if i-phone coming out (*cough*july*cough*) with smaller and thinner design (and in PINK).. OF COURSE its a necessity!! what do u mean NO??

9. i always said one day my prince charming will come and buy me a watch. apparently, a friend told me, its not a good gift to buy or receive watch as a gift. go figure!! its a gift no?? well.. looks like i have to invest this myself. I DO need to know the time KANNNNNNNN...

10. let me just clear it with the hangbags again... just so you really understand.. having a slighly square-ish handbag and slightly long-ish handbag doesnt mean that you already have handbags.. that round-ish handbag is a totally different purchase.. errr... same goes for the colour..

so.. there goes.

if i ever buy other stuff that may deemed unnecessarily other than for those reason mentioned hereinabove.. you may have the right to take my cash.. my atm card .. my mr goldie.. away.. far away from me - with immediate effect..

i may try to fight for a while there with all my might but im small only what.. can one..

i trust in you my financial manager(s)..
please stop me from buying frenzy.

but really.. i havent been on a buying sphere la..
i am a very disciplined and in control.

:)

now.. how do i win that magnum 4d jackpot?

p.s. how to not miss u?